The playboy interview
Frank Zappa
Interview in Playboy
May 2, 1993
A candid conversation with the most original mind in rock music about world
affairs, jewish princesses, fighting cancer and life beyond the fringe
Few would doubt that Vaclav Havel, the Czech playwright-turned-politician,
and Matt Groening, creator of "The Simpsons," make an odd pair. Yet in separate
interviews, when asked which person had the greatest influence on their lives,
both came up with the same name: Frank Zappa. "Who else?" wondered Groening.
"I listened to the music, I dissected the lyrics and it transformed me."
Havel and Groening are not alone. In this years Playboy Music Poll, our
readers chose Zappa as the 43rd inductee into the Playboy Music Hall of Fame,
where he joins the likes of Frank Sinatra, John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen.
But even before the votes had been counted, Playboy's editors had Zappa on their
minds and had invited him to sit for the "Playboy Interview." The result is an
unusual coincidence: For the first time in the magazine's history, an issue of
Playboy both announces the Hall of Fame winner and features him in the
interview.
What makes this occurrence even more unusual is that Frank Zappa is no
mainstream musician. While he is lionized in Europe, his avant-garde
compositions and pointed, satirical lyrics are seldom heard on America radio.
As he admits, people are often confused and angered by his work. As the leader
of the Mothers of Invention, one of the weirdest - and most brilliant -
experimental bands ever, Zappa earned a prominent place in rock lore. He didn't
do drugs, he fought censorship and he distributed a poster of himself sealed
nude on a toilet, calling it "Phi Zappa Krappa." It's no wonder that the first
chapter of his autobiography is tilled "How Weird Am I, Anyway?"
Over the course of his career, few were left unscathed by Zappa's wicked
satire set to music. A Randy Newman with fangs, Zappa went after fashion,
hypocrisy and stereotypes, managing to offend an amazing array of people. Women
were incensed over the song "Titties and Beer," parents were horrified by such
lyrics as "Watch out where the huskies go/and don't you eat that yellow snow"
and gays were furious over "He's So Gay." The Anti-Defamation League of the
B'nai B'rith denounced "Jewish Princess" ("with overworked gums, she squeaks
when she comes") and demanded an apology. As always, Zappa refused.
Like his fans, his enemies could take some consolation in the fact that they
weren't alone. Zappa's attacks crossed political and ideological lines; he
skewered Jesse Jackson, former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, rednecks and
televangelists.
His music confounded his fans, too. His range often seemed limitless, as he
jumped successfully from rock to jazz to classical. He has released more than 50
albums, including "Freak Out," "Sheik Yerbouti," "Apostrophe," "200 Motels"
(also the name of a film, now a cult classic) and "Jazz from Hell." His
classical music has been lauded in stuffy circles, and he has released albums of
his work performed by the London Symphony Orchestra. in Frankfurt, Germany, his
soon-to-be-released "The Yellow Shark" was the highlight of a festival last
fall, and earlier this year the Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts in New
York presented "The Music of Frank Zappa" as part of its Great Performers
series.
Zappa was able to make enemies even when he wasn't making music. He took on
Tipper Gore and Susan Baker, wife of former Secretary of State James Baker, when
they demanded that records be rated according to content - the same way movies
are. Zappa testified before the Senate Commerce Committee, calling Gore, Baker
and their committee "a group of bored Washington housewives" who wanted to
"housebreak all composers and performers because of the lyrics of a few." He
lost the crusade but remained a vigorous advocate of First Amendment rights.
He has also campaigned to encourage his audiences to vote. Voter registration
booths were set up in the lobbies of the concert halls in which he performed. In
his "Video from Hell" (the companion to "Jazz from Hell"), he included a note
that read, "Register to vote and read the Constitution before it's void where
prohibited by law. " His frustrations with government led him to consider being
part of it: In 1991 he announced that he was running for president.
After some bad experiences in the record business (in the song "Brown Shoes
Don't Make It," he memorialized the businessmen who screwed him), Zappa and his
wife (and manager), Gail, formed their own record labels and merchandising
operation. (There's even a Zappa hotline: 1-818-PUMPKIN.) His broad insight into
economics and politics inspired the Financial News Network to ask him to
guest-host a talk show. That gig took him to Czechoslovakia to meet with Havel,
then the president, before the country split into two republics.
Zappa's music had been smuggled behind the iron curtain since the Sixties,
and he had become a hero to the Czech people. His song "Plastic People" was an
underground anthem. When he visited Prague, students told him that he had been
considered one of the worst enemies of the Communist state. One student told of
being arrested by the secret police, jailed and beaten. "We are going to beat
the Zappa music out of your head," the officer screamed. Upon meeting Zappa, the
boy said, "Our dream has come true today.
Havel was so enamored of him that he made Zappa the country's special
ambassador to the West on trade, culture and tourism. Zappa had big plans to
help bridge cultural and economic barriers with the West. The appointment,
however, was derailed by Secretary of State Baker. Columnist Jack Anderson
reported that Baker was "carrying an old grudge" from Zappa's dismissal of Susan
Baker as a "bored housewife." "When [Baker] arrived in Prague," Anderson wrote,
"he had his surrogates convey his displeasure to Havel." Havel succumbed to the
pressure and canceled the appointment.
Zappa came far to have such high-placed enemies. A song called "Son of Mr.
Green Genes" made people think his father was the character on "Captain
Kangaroo," but in truth, he is the son of a meteorologist who did research on
poison gases for the military. Gas masks hung on a wall of the family's home in
case of an accident with the chemical weapons his father studied.
The family moved frequently before ending up in Lancaster, California, where
Frank played drums in the school marching band. His musical taste, however, was
eclectic; while his classmates swooned over Elvis, he listened to composers such
as Edgard Varese and Anton Webern.
In Lancaster, Zappa formed his first garage band, the Black-Outs (so named
after the night some of his bandmates drank too much peppermint schnapps and
blacked out). He later joined the Soul Giants, which became the Mothers of
Invention. With Zappa as their guitar-wielding leader, the Mothers were known
for their excellent and innovative music - "Uncle Meat," "Weasels Ripped My
Flesh" and "The Grand Wazoo" are classic albums - and for their antics. One of
the more colorful rock legends maintains that Zappa and Alice Cooper had a
gross-out contest onstage: After Cooper allegedly squashed some live baby
chicks, Zappa supposedly picked up a plastic spoon and ate a plate of steaming
feces. Although Zappa denies it, he's been haunted by the story for years.
While his reputation for weirdness is his trademark, his private life seems
eminently sane. Now 52, he has been married to Gail for 25 years and is a
devoted father to his four children - Moon Unit, 25 (she was the voice of the
obnoxious "Valley Girl" in his 1982 hit song), Dweezil, 23, Ahmet, 18, and Diva,
13. It was Moon and Dweezil who shocked their father's fans in November 1991
when they announced that he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The illness
forced him to drop his planned presidential campaign, and both work and travel
have been disrupted. His "Playboy Interview," was conducted by Contributing
Editor David Sheff, who most recently chatted with Steve Martin for the January
1993 interview. Sheff reports:
"The Zappa home is a mock-Tudor Pee-wee's Playhouse in fast-forward mode. In
one room, a state-of-the-art recording studio, engineers work on computers and
recording equipment, and in another room, editors pore over frames of videotape.
Various assistants dash through halls decorated with memorabilia such as gold
records and Zappa license plates. On one wall is a poster of Ronald Reagan as
Adolf Hitler.
"I waited for Zappa in a wood-paneled room on a comfortable old couch
opposite a redbrick fireplace. When Frank came in, he attempted to sit
comfortably in a large purple leather chair. But comfort was impossible - Zappa
explained that the pain had invaded his lower back.
"The interview was interrupted briefly by assistants bringing coffee or
Frank's dinner, a bagel and cream cheese. Gail sleepily stopped in to say hello;
she was exhausted after an all-night flight from Tokyo, where she had gone with
Diva and Moon Unit to see Dweezil play guitar with a Japanese pop star. Later,
Diva came in, flopped on her dad's lap and gave him a big kiss, telling him how
much she had missed him.
"Zappa, with his trademark mustache and sideburns, chain-smoked while he
spoke with unmistakable passion, and urgency, about his music, his politics, his
family and his illness. Occasionally, pain overcame him and he stopped speaking.
I asked if he wanted to take a break and resume later. degrees No,' he said,
degrees let's keep going.'
"We finished after seven straight hours and as we wound up, I fell both
inspired and deeply saddened. I thanked him and told him it was a good
interview. He said, degrees As long as it goes beyond the fringe.'"